During Nintendo’s Pre E3 Nintendo Direct this morning Nintendo announced a brand new character that’s your companion while playing on the Wii U.
Non-specific Action Figure is his or her name and will be an integral part of the Wii U experience. Non-specific Action Figure won’t be included in the Wii U box but we think it should be.
Non-specific Action Figure will help you with your quests on Wii U and become your best friend over time. It will let you know when you’re doing well with a game by giving you a thumbs up and showing off its glowing teeth. What a champ.
Nintendo didn’t show off much about Non-specific Action Figure but we hope to see him in his own game tomorrow at Nintendo’s E3 Conference.
See, this is why we can’t have nice things.
Haha, I hope this little guy is the new spokesman and TV sales rep for the WiiU
It’s not Mario? I’m shocked.
Not sure if serious or not tbh.
Non-specific Man! Fighting to save anonymous people in the name of vague ideals, questing for unspecified loot. Sounds like Streetpass Quest actually.
So, who wants to start the campaign to get Non-specific Man into the next Smash Bros? Or maybe encourage Nintendo to create a Non-specific Man game as a spiritual sequel to Captain Rainbow?
If they don’t follow him up in one way or another I will be very annoyed. Create a petition or something and I’ll sign it.
Newcomer: Non-specific Action Guy
I’d really like a Non Specific Action Figure game along the lines of Skylanders with NFC tech and stuff, but with a unique Nintendo vibe and not so much a money grabber as Skylanders either. Would be total win.