A message from the Release Date battlefield

It was a dark time amongst the brethren of the south. While good tidings of the relatively well scheduled release for their Master in arms Mario Mario brought some comfort to their despair it did not remedy that of the longing for their true desire. 33 long days they have fought on the battlefield and to no prevail. The Release Date for Smash Bros Brawl fortress still stands amid an army of silent workers from the fabled kingdom of Nintendo… More inside While the southern children are still waiting in desperation for little more than a whisper, the northern neighbours are shouting aloud for the victories they have snatched for over thirty three days. We continue to wait with eager anticipation.

Disclaimer: This was posted as a jest towards the logic defying treatment of Australian and European gamers that have now waited through the Japanese and American launch of Brawl. Then consequently a month afterward without a whisper of a release date.