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Funny Spam People don't know how to spam well anymore!

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#1 auna

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 02:14 PM

This is some random spam I found on the internet. It's ridiculously funny!

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A proverb said that “Rome was not built in a day”, I was a fan of the net game at the beginning, my BF and I played the WOW together, we all ordered the World of Warcraft Power Leveling in Item4u.com.We had the same dream of becoming the perfect couple in WoW world. While I made an agreement with him that we all kept the study and playing in a balance, but he ate the words, he began to ignore every course for the net game. What should I do? Every day my head would be bombing. I would act as the role of mother to persuade him, but it’s no effect. I was full of horrific.
Now my WoW Power Leveling has been gaining to 30 levels, it’s a good level as well as my study, I always emphasize on both of them, for I know each of them is very important. Game is just a game only. For playing at the spare time, it’s so called entertainment, if some person play it for a whole day but give up other importance, it’s so called killer who rubs your time and life.
Wrath of the Lich King Power Leveling, the easiest way to get your wow accounts leveled, would be the best choice for those players who are out of time. Our profession staff will powerlevel your Warhammer accounts efficiently and securely. Buy Lord of The Rings Online Power Leveling from us, experiance our excellent LOTRO Power Leveling service!

What the hell?

Post other funny spam you have seen.

#2 PlasmaDavid

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 02:18 PM

Nice, much funnier than those now cliche african bank scams.

I find the websites and products you advertise in your msn name funny auna

#3 ENKC

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 03:02 PM

Trust auna to post spam.

#4 funkbuster

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 03:05 PM

I';m still playing WoW, i have 2 lv70s and a lv47 and i'm yet to fail school.

#5 ENKC

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 03:17 PM

You still have time.

#6 PlasmaDavid

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 05:49 PM

Wonderful how you can go off at people in one thread for off-topicly insulting you, then in another thread that's all you do EN. Very poopistyle : \

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 07:28 PM

Why thank you

#8 ENKC

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 07:56 PM

Failure Plasma. I was merely posting funny spam, because people don't know how to spam well any more. I was demonstrating how to, and am completely on topic.

#9 Iniqius

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 08:14 PM

Funny Spam that makes no sense you say?

Anything Funkbuster posts pretty much.

#10 PlasmaDavid

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 08:30 PM

It wasn't funny, nor was it spam in the threads context, ie the traditional e-mail spam.

#11 ENKC

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 10:01 PM

Your face isn't funny, nor is it spam in the threads context, ie the traditional e-mail spam.

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 10:15 PM

Okay okay, cool your jets boys.

Back onto the remainder of the topic that is left!

#13 auna

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 11:41 PM

PlasmaDavid, on Nov 10 2008, 09:30 PM, said:

It wasn't funny, nor was it spam in the threads context, ie the traditional e-mail spam.

How dare you!?!?!?!?

There. Happy now?

#14 funkbuster

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Posted 11 November 2008 - 07:50 PM

Huh?

#15 trin

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Posted 12 November 2008 - 05:18 AM

auna, on Nov 10 2008, 05:14 PM, said:

Post other funny spam you have seen.

http://www.vooks.net...?showtopic=9624

#16 Tom The Bomb

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 03:13 PM

soz peeps
Hey it is tara and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption but msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one person), we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your
account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks. WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND YOU WILL COST 10.00 A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. NOW YOu
KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLAY. COPY THE WHOLE EMAIL.
GO BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. AND PASTE THANK YOU FOR YOUR
ATTENTION. It's no joke if you don't believe me then go to the site
(http://news.bbc.co.u...ess/1189119.stm ) and see for yourself.
Anyways once you've sent this message to at least 18 contacts, your msn dude
will become blue.

Yes "tara" and "john", the directors of msn, can't spell that well and enjoy having the caps lock on.

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 04:45 PM

I love that - because it happens at one time each year and at lest some noob on my msn falls for it and I get a laugh.

#18 ENKC

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 05:17 PM

That link directs to this news story:

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Sunday, 25 February, 2001, 11:00 GMT
MSN 'to charge user fee'

Oh sure, I believe them now. MSN is definitely shutting down. Seven years ago.

#19 LordZod

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 05:57 PM

That's quality spam right there.

I was forced into getting a Bebo account because apparently that's the only social networking site people in NZ use... Anyway, as of late I've been getting bots sign up and add me as a friend. Next time one does, I'll copy and paste their profiles- it's absolutely hilarious.

#20 PoopiDoggi

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 01:07 PM

People in NZ don't use myspace or facebook?
I find that hard to believe >.>

#21 Tom The Bomb

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 01:21 PM

I believe it, its just like in America they dont use MSN they use Yahoo.

#22 PoopiDoggi

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 01:33 PM

In america they use AOL

Lulz.

#23 Tom The Bomb

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 02:18 PM

I thought it was AOL but I wasn't sure if that program is still around. I think its the asians that use Yahoo.

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#24 PlasmaDavid

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 09:56 AM

I tell you, it's getting really hard these days to tell if it's a spambot or if it's a genuine company with a genuine offer of sorts...

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Hello,
I am Ming Yang,i have an obscured busines suggestion for you.please
Contact me for further details on ( ming_yang805@yahoo.com.hk )

Kind Regards
Ming Yang
Mail: ming_yang805@yahoo.com.hk

That was in my junk mail today.

#25 LordZod

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 12:07 PM

PoopiDoggi, on Nov 25 2008, 04:07 PM, said:

People in NZ don't use myspace or facebook?
I find that hard to believe >.>

Bad wording. What I meant was, the majority of people just use Bebo, and may have accounts on the others, but don't use them often.

God damn it... when you want these spambots to add you, they never do! C'mon, please, one of you add me, I need you for comedic purposes!